Plain Jane Fragrance Free All Natural Soap

Smell Like Freedom!  

Heck, you might even get a wink from a bald eagle! And if you want to make that fantastic lady in your life happy, you want to lather up with this freedom juice! Specially formulated to help with both dry and oily skin.  Traditional cold processed artisan men’s soap, handmade in small batches by veterans in Idaho, USA.  Our formulation of 100% natural and sustainable plant oils and shea butter creates a one-of-a-kind vegan natural soap bar with a thick and rich lather, leaving your skin clean, smooth, and moisturized. Void of all those harmful and toxic chemicals you find in commercial soap, we use only the good stuff!  Dad bod approved and as invigorating as the day you got out of boot camp. Our natural soap is long-lasting and will leave you smelling like a man or whatever pronoun is thrown around these days.  Our soap is as masculine as peeing outside in winter and will confidently prevent you from winning a collegiate championship in women’s swimming!  You’ll probably shout Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, in a good way, when using our natural handcrafted soap, which is also guaranteed to annoy a few socialist-loving Karens along the way.  The bottom line, our soap is the bee’s knees. If a bee was a predator drone and its knees were hellfire missiles!  Our dedication to high-quality soap and unapologetic American values is why our soap is quickly becoming famous for men’s skin health.

Unapologetically American:

As you can see, we aren’t politically correct, just proud makers of premium natural soap who love America and everything that makes her so great!  Each of our unique scents is inspired by those who have or are currently serving and will invoke a service-related experience.  Just like a fine dad bod, our soap is super fattened, boosting our soap’s moisturizing properties and helping promote healthy skin—Rich in vitamins, fatty, amino acids, and minerals.  Veteran-made, owned and operated.

Love it or Refund:

This isn’t like “getting what you get” at the chow hall.  We take great pride in our soap and are confident you will love it.   Patriot and Company have a 100% satisfaction guarantee.  If you aren’t happy with the soap, we’ll send you a different scent or refund your money, no questions.   Buy with confidence!

Getting the most out of your soap bar:  

To ensure you get the most benefits and longevity from your soap, store it away from water in a soap dish that drains in between uses.  Leaving your soap in standing water is the enemy of your natural soap!  The more you treat your soap like a sea shower, the longer she’ll last!

Why Natural Soap?

Most commercial soaps contain dangerous chemicals like Sodium Laurel Sulfate, parabens, and triclosan, to name a few!  We aren’t doctors, but your skin is your biggest organ and absorbs these chemicals known to cause cancer.   Most use inferior base oils and chemicals to enhance their moisturizing and foaming properties.  Their process removes the good stuff, glycerin, which they then sell as a byproduct.  This all adds to an unhealthy chemical concoction for you or your skin!  Don’t believe us. Just read the ingredients on any commercially made bar of soap.  First, use a good natural soap, and you will immediately see positive results!  You owe it to yourself!

Ingredients:

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), and Sodium Lactate.

Scent Strength:  Strong

Skin Types:  All

Dimensions:  2.875 X 2.375 X 1.4 (Inches)

Weight:  5.56 Ounces (Or More)

Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs.